"Gotta Poke My Gator"

Remember Alltel? they still exist but only in the south, southern people are weird, thus Alltel is WEIRD! My sup got an Alltel call and about five minutes in the man says "hold on I gotta go poke my gator." Not being in an area where we deal with gators my sup laughed and was like yeah okay! the man replied "No, really, there is an alligator on my porch chasing my dog, hold on" the guy didn't put him on hold he just set the phone down so my sup could listen. HISS! WHACK! HISS! GODDAMN IT!! HISS! WHACK! WHACK! BARK! AHHHH!!! thats what my sup got to listen to for 5 minutes, then the man comes back on the phone totally calm and says "sorry bout that, he was a big son of a bitch, never dealt with one that size, but no matter! where were we?" after a few minutes to regain his composure the call was finished up. Silly southerners :)

Cheers!