Effing Retarded Alltel Customers

Customer calls in complaining that he "aint got no more innerweb" ?!?! yeah... anyways I assured him I could help and asked if he was calling from his device, "no" he replied. I can see on my screen if someone is or isn't calling from the device so I asked again, "sir are you sure you aren't calling from your phone?" again, "no." "alright" I said, "first thing we need to do is pull the battery out..." dead air... "sir?" lol yeah he was calling from the device and pulled the battery out whilst on the call... haha. Here's to you Mr. innerweb user!

Cheers!