Alligator and jungle juice? YES PLEASE!!

My second day on the floor I had a woman call in complaining about her Blackberry (nothing new there) she seemed unusually upset and sounded like she was going to cry, I didnt say anything and just started troubleshooting her device. About 5 mins into the call she started sobbing, I reassured her that I was going to fix her phone and not to cry, to which she laughed and said "I've had a terrible week, wanna know about it?" needing to buy time while I tried to figure out how to fix her phone I replied sure, assuming of course it would be a normal ish story. I was wrong. She starts off by telling me "on monday I found out my husband was gay and he left me. On tuesday the humane society contacted me and told me they had an alligator that needed a foster home and I had been chosen to foster the gator. Then on wednesday my phone stopped working." "wow, I'm really sorry to hear that" I replied. As if I wasn't weirded out already by this point, she then said "you sound hot and legal, where are you located?" "Boise Idaho I told her" she laughed nervously and said "I'm in Onterio Oregon, want to come over and have some jungle juice and play with my alligator after work?" HOW THE HELL CAN I SAY NO TO AN OFFER LIKE THAT!?!?! "Absolutly!" I told her. She said "great you have my address in front of you, the front door will be unlocked." and the rest of this story is a rather terrible messup on my end, I got of the call and closed the account before I realized that I didnt get her address :( Epic fail... I miss you already alligator lady... haha

Cheers!